Amelia Earhart: Do you know why I became a pilot?
Larry Daley: I have no idea.
Amelia Earhart: For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?

Derek, have you got your cup on? Because I will hit you there.

Fred Simmons

[to Harry] Nice one, James!

Sirius Black

God... let this be it.

Jim

Welcome to Singapore.

Captain Sao Feng

Prince Nuada: [to Hellboy] That's your weapon of choice?
Hellboy: [flexing his stone hand] Five fingered Mary!

It's like the Titanic but with bears!

Jackie Moon

Joe: Do we get a balloon with these?
Shoe Salesman: ...Yeah
Robert: All of us or just her?

[about to ride cheetah] This is either a really smart move or by far the stupidest thing that we have ever tried.

Harold

Bueller?... Bueller?... Bueller?

Economics Teacher

Look son, being a good shot, being quick with a pistol, that don't do no harm, but it don't mean much next to being cool-headed. A man who will keep his head and not get rattled under fire, like as not, he'll kill ya. It ain't so easy to shoot a man anyhow, especially if the son-of-a-bitch is shootin' back at you.

Little Bill Daggett

The doctor said I need a backiotomy!

Sir-Smoke-Alot

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