I need to be helped. I need you to rub my back, put me in my onesie...whatever you need to do baby, I'm yours!

Cedric

You dumpin' Leo for the guy who put a bullet in your brother?

Eddie Dane

Megamind's Mother: Here is your minion. He will look after you.
Megamind's Father: And here's your binky!

From now on, your dick is my dick. I'm gonna get you laid.

Jay

[during the fight with Col.Stuart] Motherfuckin' motherfucker!

John McClane

Verbal: Can I have some coffee?
Dave Kujan: Maybe later.
Verbal: I'm really thirsty. When I was a kid I used to dehydrate, and my piss came out like snot. I mean, it was all thick and gross.

Kevin: What about you? You don't have any needs?
Jane: No. I'm Jesus.

So that's it? Just forget about you and me?

Monica

Roland: God love you, William.
William: I know, I know. 'Cause no one else will.

I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it.

Andrew Largeman

Carol Anne - listen to me. Do not go into the light.

Diane

Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddy: It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey Finn: Wrong.
Freddy: You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Dewey Finn: Hmmm... hmmm... What's your name?
Freddy: Freddy Jones.
Dewey Finn: Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!

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