Dude, this one looks like your mom.Jay
[Silent Bob nods]
I thank whatever gods may be / For my unconquerable soul. / I am the master of my fate / I am the captain of my soul.Nelson Mandela
Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!
You're an optimist, sir. See I had you figured for a grouch.Chris Burnett
You gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that.Randal Graves
Did I hear that code red or am I losing my shit.Doyle
Brian: Hey, Jan... will you be my girlfriend?
Jan: Well, I would, but I'm gay. I'm a big dyke.
Brian: Oh. What's that like?
She could be a farmer in those clothes.Amber
Nathan, I've got something you need to see.Karen
The greatest con, that he ever pulled... was making you believe... that he is you.Avi
Do not seek the treasure!Pete
[subtitled] Urkin, not too much raping... Humans only!Borat