Jack Sparrow: Elizabeth!
[Turns to Gibbs]
Jack Sparrow: Hide the rum.

Hey Sphinx, check it out. Homeboy got "SNAKE" on the license plate. Well, Snake gon' have to slither his ass all the way to the bus stop in the morning... I got some low-riding music for you. It's better than that cracker shit you listen to.

Mirror Man

[on condoms] Well, they're safer than a tube sock...

Jim's Dad

Cher: Would you call me selfish?
Dionne: No, not to your face.

Obi-Wan: Mos Eisley spaceport: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

My mind's not right.

Mike Winchell

Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy *are* figure skating. Boom!

Chazz

Did you ever have this kind of problem? Yeah - of course you did, you saucy minx.

Prime Minister

Apollo Creed vs. the Italian Stallion. Sounds like a damn monster movie.

Apollo Creed

Remember. No matter what happens. You are made for good.

Deon

Aww, hells bells. They even shot the dog!

Wendell

[wakes Jim up from his dream by slamming his cane against his desk] Wake up, Mr. Carroll, it's later than you think!

Father McNulty

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