Jocelyn: I demand poetry, and when I want it, and I want it now.
William: Your breasts... they're beneath your throat.

I despise the goddamn Japs!

Pai Mei

[to Denise Fleming] I did not write 'Denise Fleming is a tampon' on your locker!

Kenny Fisher

I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband, your boss, told you to take ME out and do WHATEVER I WANTED. Now I wanna dance, I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.


I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense, not one little bit.

Katinka [about Matilda]

I don't believe in God, I believe in science.


Barbossa: It's not possible!
Jack Sparrow: Not probable.

I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils.


Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to the most spectacular show on earth!

Older Jacob

Craig Jones: [points across the street to Mrs. Parker] Look, look, she's bendin' over!
Pastor Clever: Lord have mercy! God is my shepherd, and he knows what I want!
Pastor Clever: [running across the street] Excuse me, Mrs. Parker? Mrs. Parker!

Looks don't concern me, Maestro. Only talent interests a woman of taste.

Katerina Cavalieri

Jordan Belfort: [Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest] Oh, Jesus Christ. Fuck. Donnie. Donnie this isn't... this isn't funny, you gotta untie me, buddy.
Donnie Azoff: I can't untie you! The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you!
Jordan Belfort: Why?
Donnie Azoff: Why? You were, like, screaming at people. You were on the floor rollin' around and shit.
Jordan Belfort: Oh, Jesus.
Donnie Azoff: You called the captain the n-word.
Jordan Belfort: I called the captain the n-word?
Donnie Azoff: Yeah, he was very upset.
Jordan Belfort: Really?
Donnie Azoff: Luckily we're in first class. Jesus Christ. I think you have a fuckin' drug problem.

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