Frank: I had an awesome time!
Beanie: I know that you had an awesome time. I think the entire town knows you had an awesome time.

I have a bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

Nick Naylor

I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.

Surfing Instructor

I love you. I'll wait for you. Come back. Come back to me.

Cecilia Tallis

I met him, fifteen years ago. I was told there was nothing left. No reason, no conscience, no understanding; even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, good or evil, right or wrong. I met this six-year-old child, with this blank, pale, emotionless face and, the blackest eyes... the devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up because I realized what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.

Dr. Sam Loomis

I never really thought of myself as a freak, ya know...but I Love to Freak!


I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised.

Steve "Fink" Finklestein

I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.

Wayne Campbell

I prayed for the death of Heather Chandler many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.

Heather Duke

Janey: I read Sylvia Plath, I listen to Bikini Kill and I eat Tofu. I am a unique rebel.
Mitch: It sounds more like you're a lesbo.
Mr. Briggs: Hey, Mitch, now leave your sister alone.
Janey: Thank you, daddy.
Mr. Briggs: If Janey wants to be a rug-muncher, that's her decision.

[dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.

Brad Hamilton

I thank whatever gods may be / For my unconquerable soul. / I am the master of my fate / I am the captain of my soul.

Nelson Mandela

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