I'll take responsibility here. I'll be the only person in this administration who's willing to take responsibility for anything.Henry Kissinger
You know friend, this is a god damn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.Jack Twist
I may go back to hating you. It was more fun.Roger Thornhill
Mr. Rawlins... this morning, I... it would be a great help to me if I could talk to you from time to time about the men. That's all.Colonel Robert G. Shaw
Can anyone direct me to the Smithsonian? I'm looking for an old fossil...Natasha Romanoff
[to Tallahasse] Are you some type of cock blocking robot developed in some secret fucking government lab?Columbus
Well, uh, with a binding like you've got, people are going to want to know what's in the book.Jerry Mulligan
Chaucer: You're good. You're very good. My lords, my ladies, and everybody else here not sitting on a cushion!
Chaucer: Today... today, you find yourselves equals.
Chaucer: For you are all equally blessed. For I have the pride, the privilege, nay, the pleasure of introducing to you to a knight, sired by knights. A knight who can trace his lineage back beyond Charlemagne. I first met him atop a mountain near Jerusalem, praying to God, asking his forgiveness for the Saracen blood spilt by his sword. Next, he amazed me still further in Italy when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishing of her dreadful Turkish uncle.
Chaucer: In Greece he spent a year in silence just to better understand the sound of a whisper. And so without further gilding the lily and with no more ado, I give to you, the seeker of serenity, the protector of Italian virginity, the enforcer of our Lord God, the one, the only, Sir Ulllrrrich von Lichtenstein!
Chaucer: Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
They don't get it. I can be invisible too.Edwin
Teacher: Now, I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials. I'm sad to report that Eden here got the only A.
Jessica: That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually there.
Eden: [Everyone laugh as Eden chants] Hexum maleficium spiritum sanctum nostradumus!
Carl Peterson: The insurance adjuster recommended that we sue Dupree.
Molly Peterson: For a mooosehead?
Doves make you look bad-ass!Jenko