You're five foot nothin. A hundred and nothin. And you have barely a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best college football players in the land for two years. You're gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this life, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself. Am I making myself clear?


You've fooled them, haven't you Michael? But not me.

Dr. Sam Loomis

A 10... a 10... a fucking 10!

Billy Bob

A Woman is like an artichoke, you must work hard to get to her heart.

Inspector Jacques Clouseau

[about Regina] I have this theory that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.


Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.

Austin Powers

Leonidas: Adjust you sword boy, it's digging into my back.
Sonio: But I’m not wearing my sword.
Leonidas: [pause] Carry on then.

Apollo Creed: Ain't gonna be no rematch.
Rocky: Don't want one.

All I've been doing is reading this diary wondering how the hell I'm still alive?


All my teeth come from different people.

Lilly Okanakamura

Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game?"
Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow?'

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

Tyler Durden

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