Reverend Cleophus James: The sad sack was sittin' on a block o' stone/Way over in the corner weepin' all alone/
Curtis: The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square / if you can't find a partner use a wooden chair!"
Ray: Let's rock, everybody, let's rock/
Mrs. Murphy: Everybody on the whole cell block / Was dancin' to the Jailhouse rock.
Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?Mike McDermott
Put some Windex.Gus Portokalos
"You're never gonna believe where I'm callin' you from, man. I'm on a mountain, on my phone!"[passing the main characters, as they begin to suspect they're in the '80s]
Ace Rothstein: I'm just curious. I saw you shuffling your checks with your right hand. Can you do that with both hands?
Ace Rothstein: Can't do it with both hands?
Signaller: No, sir.
Ace Rothstein: Can you do it with your left hand?
Signaller: Well, I... I never tried.
Ace Rothstein: So you're a righty?
[guard repeatedly bangs his right hand with hammer]
Ace Rothstein: Now you're gonna have to learn with your left hand.
Now that's how you supposed to drive! From now on that's how you drive!Mike Lowrey
I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you. I just don't want to.Sarah
[distressed] Michael! Where are your socks?Sylvia Llewelyn Davies
I used to tell Walter, "Never start a fight... but always finish it." I didn't start this fight... but by god I'm going to finish it.Christine Collins
One more time, sweetness.Ernie McCracken
Norm Gunderson: Two more months.
Marge Gunderson: [smiling] Two more months.
My mind's not right.Mike Winchell