I can shoot straight, if I don't have to shoot too far.


I did nothing. The pavement was his enemy.

Julius Benedict

I didn't know that horse was a diabetic!


Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?

I don't know Karate but I do know crazy, and I will use it.

Roy O'Bannon

Tony Stark: [The strawberry vendor hands strawberries to Tony who's in his car] I don't like people handing me things just put it down there.
Strawberry Vendor: Aren't you Iron Man?
Tony Stark: [Driving off] Sometimes.

I don't like the way Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me.

Roger Thornhill

Elrond: I give hope to men.
Aragorn: I keep none for myself.

I gotta wonder what a bastard I have been. That nobody was there to claim me. I mean I am not the most charming guy on the world so I've been told... but... nobody?


Obi-Wan: I have to admit that without the clones, it would have not been a victory.
Yoda: Victory? Victory you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun the Clone War has.

I have to believe that when things are bad I can change them.

Jim Braddock

I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny.


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