Parole Board chairman: They've got a name for people like you H.I. That name is called "recidivism."
Parole Board member: Re-peat offender!
Parole Board chairman: Not a pretty name, is it H.I.?
H.I.: No, sir. That's one bonehead name, but that ain't me any more.
Parole Board chairman: You're not just telling us what we want to hear?
H.I.: No, sir, no way.
Parole Board member: 'Cause we just want to hear the truth.
H.I.: Well, then I guess I am telling you what you want to hear.
Parole Board chairman: Boy, didn't we just tell you not to do that?
H.I.: Yes, sir.
Parole Board chairman: Okay, then.
Governor Tarkin: You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life.
Princess Leia: I'm surprised that you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.
Governor Tarkin: Princess Leia, before your execution, you will join me at a ceremony that will make this battle station operational. No star system will dare oppose the Emperor now.
Princess Leia: The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
All right, Lewis, knock em' dead. That was a figure of speech. Please don't kill anyone.Mr. Willerstein
J. Jonah Jameson: I'll give you $150.00 for it!
J. Jonah Jameson: That's Outrageous! Done.
Beatrice High senior Charlie Grimille died tragically during a presentation of the play The Gallows.News reporter
...I will fork-give you if you fork-get. Haha... who's next?The Blue Raja
If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath - would you be standing in the horror section?Randy
Well, you've done your job, so I don't suppose I can kill your wife Zenat. Although frankly I'd be doing the sighted world a favor.Siegfried
I love you, and I need a piss.Dan
Girl: But James, I need you!
Bond: So does England!
Lex: He left us! He left us!
Dr. Alan Grant: But that's not what I'm gonna do.
Rod Tidwell: Who's your motherfucker?
Jerry Maguire: You're my motherfucker!