I'm not one of you! I'd rather die than stand alongside you!
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Perseus

Leonardo: You think I asked to be the leader of this outfit, Raph? You think I wanted this? Splinter chose me. I'm just doing my duty.
Michelangelo: Ha... Doodie.
Raphael: Some duty, risking our necks every night for surface-dwellers who'd lock us up in a zoo, or worse, if they knew we existed. You saw how that chick looked at us... like we're freaks!

Slide: How is this supposed to be right if you made it out of Legos?
Josh: The dimensions are completely accurate.
Slide: Man you might as well use Lincoln Logs. (Holds up a small Lego person) And who's this, Webster?!

Iosef Tarasov: That nobody?
Viggo Tarasov: That nobody is John Wick.
Iosef Tarasov: I'm not afraid of John Wick.
Viggo Tarasov: You should be. I once saw him kill three men with a pencil. A (expletive) pencil!

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

HAL

[to UPS guy] I signed that release form,so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot.

Natalie

I'm more of a 'sit on the couch, do what I say or I'll kill you' type of babysitter.

Noah

Kathryn: You're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't? God, are you a chump.
Sebastian: A momentary lapse of judgment, soon to be rectified.

We should have come here ages ago.

Marlow

Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

Cody Jarrett

Jack Byrnes: Did you flush this toilet?
Greg Focker: Maybe... You know what, maybe Jinx flushed it. I saw little Jinxy in there last night and he took a squatted... relieved himself.
Jack Byrnes: Jinx knows not to use that toilet and even if he did, he'd never flush it.
Greg Focker: What does it matter?
Jack Byrnes: The matter, Greg RN, is that when this toilet is flushed, it runs, and when you have a septic tank that's nearly full and a toilet that's been running all night, then you could have a hell of a problem.

[in the voice of a cartoon mouse] I'm the mascot of an evil corporation!

Bart Simpson

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