Graham Hess: I cursed.
Merrill: I heard.

Jacob: This is scientifically possible!
Nick: Tell us how it's scientifically possible, Professor Hawking.
Jacob: I will, 'cause I write Stargate fan fiction; this is my bread and butter, man!
Nick: Oh my God, I seriously almost passed out you're such a dork.

Rob: Marvin Gaye.
Laura: I know.
Rob: Let's get it on. That's our song. Marvin Gaye is responsible for our entire relationship.
Laura: Oh, is that so? I'd like a word with him then.

I'm sure in 1985 plutonium is available at every corner drugstore, but in 1955, it's a little hard to come by.

Dr. Emmett Brown

[after Joel's Princeton interview]
Lana: So, how're we doin'?
Joel Goodson: Looks like University of Illinois!

My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.

Joseph

Spock, my top priority right now is to regain control of the ship. After that, you can debate Shakari until you're green in the face.

Kirk

[the Spleen is shot in the rear]
The Spleen: I CAN'T FEEL MY ASS. I CAN'T FEEL MY ASS.
Invisible Boy: Does your power still work?
The Spleen: Uh-oh, weapons check. Pull my fingers.
[Invisible Boy pulls. Spleen lets loose a wind of gas, wiping out an entire gang]
The Spleen: It'll do.

[quoting Back to the Future] Where we're going we don't need roads.

Pete

Emilie Warnock: I'm gonna ask you a few questions. Do you dream while you're under?
Hydell: I'm gonna dream about you.
Hock: Do you wanna test me?
[Hydell stands to retaliate but Hock slams his down on the table]
Hock: Sit down!
Emilie Warnock: He's got a gun!

The Power of Christ compels you!

Father Merrin, Father Damien Karras

Julianne Potter: You're going to humiliate me, aren't you?
George Downes: Only if I can.

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