But here, at the turn, I must leave you Borden. Yes, you, Borden, sitting there in your cell, awaiting your death. For my murder.

Robert Angier

By the way, I like to sleep in the nude.

Dr. Buddy Rydell

Did you know that if you kill a man in the dead of winter you can see steam rising out of him? The Indians though it was your soul escaping.

Mikita's Manager, Glen

Marie: Do you have ID?
Jason Bourne: Not really.

Will: Do you like apples?
Clark: Yeah.
Will: Well, I got her number. How do you like them apples?

Do you want to go in the bathroom and smoke a cigarette with me?


Does that make you HORNY, baby?

Austin Powers

Hey, boss. Let's shave him.


Don't fight him Harry, you can't win!

Albus Dumbledore

Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it. Okay, promise? Okay, now everybody take some rubbers.

Coach Carr

Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!


Mona Lisa Vito: Don't you wanna know why Trotter gave you his files?
Vinny Gambini: I told you why already.
Mona Lisa Vito: He has to, by law, you're entitled. It's called disclosure, you dickhead! He has to show you everything, otherwise it could be a mistrial. He has to give you a list of all his witnesses, you can talk to all his witnesses, he's not allowed any surprises.
[Vinny has a blank look on his face]
Mona Lisa Vito: They didn't teach you that in law school either?

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