Lucy McClane: Daddy, you're out of your mind.
John McClane: What are you talkin' about?
Lucy McClane: You shot yourself!
John McClane: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

You are a democrat. What's the matter with you? Are you wicked?

Thaddeus Stevens

Here's your new ID. If you go, you're gone for good.

Passport Issuer

What did you expect, Harry? Helen's a flesh and blood woman and you're never there. It was only a matter of time.

Gib

[in a childlike voice] Oh, Lawrence! This is the happiest day of my life! I think my testicles are dropping!

Freddy Benson

I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked PIRATES!

Elizabeth Swann

We need you, Sebastian. You're our best and only friend.

Pris

Blakeney: Should you really be getting up, sir?
Dr. Stephen Maturin: Mr Blakeney, are you also a doctor?
Blakeney: No, sir.
Dr. Stephen Maturin: No, you're not.

Winnie: [on seeing Eggs rubbing his crotch] No!... You don't scratch there in public. That's why they're called
Winnie: privates.

Mrs. Dashwood: Why so grave? You disapprove her choice?
Marianne: By no means. Edward is very amiable.
Mrs. Dashwood: Amiable? But?
Marianne: There is something wanting. He's too sedate. His reading last night...
Mrs. Dashwood: Elinor has not your feelings. His reserve suits her.

Now the sun will be up in an hour or so, and we can all get out of here together. You, me, Linda, Shelly. Hmm... Well... not Shelly, she? We'll all be going home together. Wouldn't you like to be going home? I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you, Scott?

Ash

I'm adamant. I will not have an officer from my battalion working as a coolie.

Colonel Nicholson

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