Sugar: [admiring a large fish trophy] What is it?
Junior: It's a member of the herring family.
Sugar: A herring? Isn't it amazing how they get those big fish into those little glass jars?
Junior: They shrink when they're marinated.

Oh you are going to love him, and by love I mean cower in terror from.

Capricorn

Bartleby: A bird in the hand, dude. A bird in the hands.
Schrader: That doesn't make any sense.

Neytiri: It is Toruk, Last Shadow.
Jake Sully: Yeah, right. It's the last one you'll ever see.

Frankie Dunn: So is Jesus a Demigod?
Father Horvak: There are no Demigods, you fucking Pagan!

I get ya's both in the ring, I'll give ya both a (expletive) beatin', ya both can (expletive) each other.

Jake La Motta

[Stranger grabs Lucy's hand]
The Stranger: You don't bring me what I want to eat. What I want to drink.
Eben Olemaun: That's enough, pal. Leave the lady be.

I own you, Pete. You're mine!

Happy

I wasn't cheating.

Sundance Kid

Assimilate this!

Lt. Commander Worf

Scram, McFly. I'm cuttin' in.

Mark Dixon

Joshua: Are you married, Mr. Kimble? Detective
John Kimble: No, I'm not.
Joshua: [shouts] He's not married, Mom!

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