I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars... and you. What else you need to know?

John Dillinger

I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!

Melvin Udall

Anakin Skywalker: Is it possible to learn this power?
Supreme Chancellor: Not from a Jedi.

It's so beautiful!... Let's live here. [he kisses Rita] We'll rent, to start.


Kiss my frozen tushy! Kiss it, kiss it!


Like I always tell my clients - begin each day as if it were on purpose.


Cartman: Mom? If you were in a German "scheisse" video, you... you'd tell me, right?
[short pause]
Mrs. Cartman: Sure, hon.

Hannibal Lecter: Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you? Multiple Miggs in the next cell. He hissed at you. What did he say?
Clarice Starling: He said, "I can smell your cunt."
Hannibal Lecter: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today.

Son, you're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop.

Patches O'Houlihan

That's no moon. It's a space station.


There's water in the basement, and the pilot light is out.

Tess Ocean

[watching "Happy Days" in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.

Danny Ocean

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