Schmidt: [after Mr. Walters mimicked him mockingly] I don't sound like that.
Mr. Walters: Eric! Close your eyes and tell me who's talking!
Eric Molson: [eyes closed] Ugh, Schmidt bein' a little bitch.

Marie: Because sooner or later, you remember something good.
Jason Bourne: I do remember something good. All the time.

Grandfather: It's my considered opinion that you're a bunch of sissies.
John: You're just jealous.
Norm: Leave him alone, Lennon... or I'll tell them all the truth about you.
John: You wouldn't.
Norm: Oh, I would, though.

Phyllis: We're both rotten.
Walter Neff: Only you're a little more rotten.

[to Chiyo] Do you like sweet plum or cherry?

Chairman

Why didn't you learn the violin?

James Bond

Melvin Purvis: What keeps you up nights, Mr. Dillinger?
John Dillinger: Coffee.

Lenny Feder: Higgy!
Marcus Higgins: Hey, what's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out.
Lenny Feder: What does that mean?
Marcus Higgins: Um... you're fat.
Lenny Feder: No!

Joseph Bradley: How do you like Pakistan so far?
Maya: It's kinda fucked up.

Louis Winthorpe III: [after ruining the Dukes] Happy New Year!
Randolph Duke: [hoarsely] Winthorpe.
Mortimer Duke: [stunned] Valentine.
Billy Ray Valentine: Hey! How'd y'all make out today?
Mortimer Duke: How could you do this to us after everything we've done for you?
Billy Ray Valentine: Oh, see, I made Louis a bet here. See, Louis bet me that we couldn't both get rich and put y'all in the poor house at the same time. He didn't think we could do it. I won.
Louis Winthorpe III: [grinning] I lost... One dollar.
Billy Ray Valentine: Thank you, Louis.
Louis Winthorpe III: After you.
Billy Ray Valentine: Certainly.

Girl: But James, I need you!
Bond: So does England!

Well, well, Lupin. Out for a little walk... in the moonlight, are we?

Professor Snape

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