I'll show you how to chug a beer, mother fucker!

Steve "Fink" Finklestein

Kyra Collins: I'm feeling much better now.
Cole Sear: Do you want to tell me something?

I'm gonna get out of the car and drop you like third period French.

Turk Malloy

I'm gonna make Gretzky's head bleed for super fan 99 over here.


I'm just a little anxious to get up there and whoop E.T.'s ass.

Captain Steven Hiller

[to Mr. Potato Head] I'm packing your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes just in case.

Mrs. Potato Head

I'm sorry, yo. I don't wanna be the first nigga to die from a crossbow!

Thurgood Jenkins

I'm the king of the world!


I'm walking here! I'm walking here!

Ratso Rizzo

Greedo: [in his language] Going somewhere, Solo?
Han Solo: Yes, Greedo; I was just coming to see your boss. Tell Jabba I have his money, at last.
Greedo: It's too late. You should have paid him at the first chance you had. Now Jabba's put a price on your head so large, every bounty hunter in the galaxy will be looking for you. I'm lucky I found you first.
Han Solo: Yeah, but this time I've *got* the money.

In my club, I will splash the pot whenever the fuck I please.

Teddy KGB

In the name of the father, the son and the holy goat. Eh...GHOST!

Father Gerald

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