The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant.

Fletcher

I'm walking on air... you know... this is a sensation which is... forget it. When I became a dentist, I thought I was happy, but this...

Dr. Pearl

Narrator: What are we doing tonight?
Tyler Durden: Tonight? We make soap.
Narrator: Really.
Tyler Durden: To make soap, first we render fat.

Yo lunchbox, hurry it up.

Jay

Orders are nobody can see the Great Oz! Not nobody, not no how!

Guardian of the Emerald City Gates

Aubrey: What are you doing?
Fat Amy: Horizontal running.

He sets the standard for "Not to be fucked with."

Columbus

All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

Tyler Durden

Everyone thinks about leaping off a building.

Karen Eiffel

Bud White: Merry Christmas.
Lynn Bracken: Merry Christmas to you, officer.
Bud White: That obvious, huh?
Lynn Bracken: It's practically stamped on your forehead.

Paul Sheldon: You know I never tasted meatloaf quite like this, what's your secret?
Annie Wilkes: My secret is, I always use fresh tomatoes, never canned. And to give it that extra zip, I mix a little Spam with the ground beef!
Paul Sheldon: Can't get this in a restaurant in New York.
Annie Wilkes: Oh, no.

Argo fuck yourself.

Lester Siegel

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