The fact that my client has been ridden more than Seattle Slew is irrelevant.Fletcher
I'm walking on air... you know... this is a sensation which is... forget it. When I became a dentist, I thought I was happy, but this...Dr. Pearl
Narrator: What are we doing tonight?
Tyler Durden: Tonight? We make soap.
Tyler Durden: To make soap, first we render fat.
Yo lunchbox, hurry it up.Jay
Orders are nobody can see the Great Oz! Not nobody, not no how!Guardian of the Emerald City Gates
Aubrey: What are you doing?
Fat Amy: Horizontal running.
He sets the standard for "Not to be fucked with."Columbus
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I fuck like you wanna fuck, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.Tyler Durden
Everyone thinks about leaping off a building.Karen Eiffel
Bud White: Merry Christmas.
Lynn Bracken: Merry Christmas to you, officer.
Bud White: That obvious, huh?
Lynn Bracken: It's practically stamped on your forehead.
Paul Sheldon: You know I never tasted meatloaf quite like this, what's your secret?
Annie Wilkes: My secret is, I always use fresh tomatoes, never canned. And to give it that extra zip, I mix a little Spam with the ground beef!
Paul Sheldon: Can't get this in a restaurant in New York.
Annie Wilkes: Oh, no.
Argo fuck yourself.Lester Siegel