We were close once, we started this whole Expendables thing together but... we had a falling out.


I look like someone's homophobic aunt!

Susan Cooper

Sam: It's the Ring, isn't it?
Frodo: It's getting heavier.

Our idiot brother just ruined my freaking life!


Just because we let them smelly fools ride us like horses don't mean we gotta let 'em brand us like horses. Maybe we ain't nothing but whores but we, by god, we ain't horses.

Strawberry Alice

I know in my soul I contributed to your death.

Jimmy Markum

Troy Bolton: I've never even heard of Julliard.
Ms. Darbus: Well, that may be the case Mr. Bolton, but evidently Julliard has heard of you.

Tony D'Annunzio: Another Rob Roy, Bishop?
Bishop: You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.
Judge Smails: Wrong, you're drinking too much your Excellency.
Bishop: Excellency, fiddlesticks, my name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you.
Judge Smails: You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes.
Bishop: There is no God...

You are in my little pond now, and I am the big fish that runs it.

Carmine Lorenzo

I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.

Chip Dove

Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds?

J. Jonah Jameson

O-Ren Ishii: Silly rabbit...
The Bride: Trix are for
O-Ren Ishii: Kids.

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