Tony Stark: No way we all get through this...
Steve Rogers: I got no plans tomorrow night.

I got red, I got green, I got yellow... I'm out of purple, but I do have one Gold Circle coin left... the condom of champions... the one and only... nothin' is gettin' through this sucker. Whaddya say, hmm?


I got you something GREAT at the farmstand.


I hate it. I hate having to go along with everything my friends say.

Claire Standish

I hate to be predictable, but I don't give a shit! We learned that routine fair and square. We logged the man-hours. Don't punish the squad for Big Red's mistake. This isn't about cheating. This is about winning. Everyone in favor of winning?


Samir: I have a question.
Peter Gibbons: Yes?
Samir: In... in these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women?
Peter Gibbons: Yep, you sure can.
Samir: OK, I'll do it.

I have faith in you. Prove me right.

Zeus (to Theseus)

I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days.

Carl Spackler

I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.

Dr. Evil

I hope, for your sake, that you were initiating a mating ritual.


I just couldn't stand to see that man take away your dignity.


I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'.


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