I'm just a stupid kid.Charlie Bartlett
And what world do you live in?Carl Stargher
"You're never gonna believe where I'm callin' you from, man. I'm on a mountain, on my phone!"[passing the main characters, as they begin to suspect they're in the '80s]
Harry Terwilliger: Can you believe this? The son of a bitch pissed on me!
William 'Wild Bill' Wharton: Y'all like that? I'm currently cooking up some turds, to go with it. Nice soft 'uns. Uhhh! Have'em out to y'all tomorrow.
I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad.C.D. Bales
Dave: "I have decided who I want to be our new vice president of sales...me!"
Nick: "What did he say?"
Dave: "Nick? Please, we're in the middle of a meeting."
Dave: "That's alright, I'll just attribute this to your drinking problem."
Whatever game you think you're playing, those out there are not playing it with you.President Snow
You can cross that one off your bucket list.Mrs. Stainer
You totally killed us, you evil metal dickweeds!Bill
That was a very student film.Noah (after watching the videotape)
Gabriella Montez: I'm a lot better at saying goodbye than you.
Troy Bolton: Why are you saying goodbye?
Evelyn: By the way, why did you kiss me?
Rick: I don't know. I was about to be hanged. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
[gets up and walks away in a huff]
Rick: [Calling after her] What? What'd I say?