Elle: Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.
Paulette: Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.
Davy Jones: I wonder, Sparrow, can you condemn a innocent man, a friend to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I can live with it
Ron Burgundy: I don't read Jet magazine or uh Jheri Curl Daily.
Linda Jackson: What are you doing?!
Ron Burgundy: I’m breaking down the barriers of race by assimilation and on that note, which one of you convicts with the longest record can pass me the mash potatoes?
Audrey Griswold: [Looking at Vicki's trophy for hog raising] Uh, don't take this personally, Vicki; but being a farmer isn't too cool you know.
Cousin Vicki: Oh, yeah? Well, how cool is this?
[to Tallahasse] Are you some type of cock blocking robot developed in some secret fucking government lab?Columbus
You're a magician, not a wizard.Cutter
[knowing that Holly is angry with him] Are you going to make me sleep in the tub again?Gerry Kennedy
Mayor Vaughn: I'm only trying to say that Amity is a summer town. We need summer dollars. Now, if the people can't swim here, they'll be glad to swim at the beaches of Cape Cod, the Hamptons, Long Island...
Brody: That doesn't mean we have to serve them up as smorgasbord!
[after he pricks Tony with his badge] Sorry, it's funny how annoying a little prick can be.Senator Stern
If we are to survive as a species, we must resist the humans.David
Premium-wise and billing-wise, we are eighteen percent ahead of last year, October-wise.Kirkeby
It's ok we all get stomachaches Mr Big Foot.Dracula