[to Fred] You're not Alec!

Stephen Baldwin

That... was *epic.*

Kim Pine

Johnny Hooker: I gave him the breakout just like you said.
Henry Gondorff: And?
Johnny Hooker: 's good. He threatened to kill me.
Henry Gondorff: Hell, kid, they don't do that, you know you're not getting to 'em.

Joe Kingman: You need to be a mom to do this stuff.
Monique Vasquez: I don't know about that. True mothers are smarter, kinder, and better at just about everything.

All this time I thought I was more to you than a flaccid story.

Van Wilder

I do not fear death.

Aragorn

Please have a party! Feed us drinks!

Droz

I think he has a hot dog... with a bun!

Milly

Miles Logan: Don't you ever get all up on this thing?
Carlson: I don't think I've ever gotten all up on anything, sir.

Austin Powers: What exactly do you do, Mr. Number Two?
Number Two: That's my business. Now if you'll excuse, I have to go to the little boys' room.

Jake Green: One thing I've learned in the last seven years: in every game and con there's always an opponent, and there's always a victim. The trick is to know when you're the latter, so you can become the former.

Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.

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