I'm fighting, for something that's real for the first time in my life!

Tyler Gage

William: I will not lose.
Jocelyn: Then you do not love me.

Clive (in Jessica's body): I'll make you a deal. You just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, OK. Then, I'll give you your body back because it soooo important to you.
[mockingly]
Clive (in Jessica's body): Waa waa I'm crying about my body... And then, you can just loan it to me every other weekend so I can pay off some gambling debts.

Why did you let him in our home? We have no idea who's after him

James Sandin

Rosalie Octavius: Peter, tell us about yourself. Do you have a girlfriend?
Peter Parker: Uh, well... I don't really know.
Dr. Otto Octavius: Well, shouldn't you know? Who would know?
Rosalie Octavius: Leave him alone. Maybe it's a secret love.
Dr. Otto Octavius: Love should never be a secret. If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside, it could make you sick.

Sheryl: She can't go. They've got some equestrian thing.
Richard: Oh, they do that horse shit every weekend.

Julie: I can't do this! This is too intense!
Helen: This is marriage!

Po: Wow! This vase is said to contain the souls of all the ancient warriors!
Shifu: Are you finished touring yet?

My top schools where I want to apply to are Oxford and the Sorbonne. My safety's Harvard.

Max Fischer

Bard: Will you have peace, or war?
Thorin Oakenshield: I will have war!

Sue: Pause the game.
Trent: Wait, I'm gonna do my thing with the thing.

Do you think God is going to come down here and save you for being stupid? He doesn't save stupid people, Abel.

Eli Sunday

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