I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.Patrick Bateman
I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised.Steve "Fink" Finklestein
Anakin Skywalker: I sense Count Dooku.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I sense a trap.
Anakin Skywalker: Next move?
Obi-Wan Kenobi: [smiling] Spring the trap.
I shall count the sheep among my favored sheep and shall you the protection of all the angels in heaven.Il Duce
[dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.Brad Hamilton
Tony Stark: I thought we were having a moment.
Pepper Potts: I was having twelve percent of a moment.
Peter Bretter: I wanna stand up before I leave.
Surfing Instructor: I don't think you're ready, man.
Peter Bretter: I'm ready to ride fucking giants, Kunu.
Surfing Instructor: I think you're ready.
I woke up in a great mood; I don't know what the hell happened.Mike Damone
Luke: I won't fail you. I'm not afraid.
Yoda: You will be. You will be.
Meaner dude: If I was in your shoes, I'd be...
Otter: Leaving! What a good idea.
If there's magic in boxing, it's the magic of fighting battles beyond endurance, beyond cracked ribs, ruptured kidneys and detached retinas. It's the magic of risking everything for a dream that nobody sees but you.Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris
Peter Highman: "Number 2: if you're allergic to waffles, don't eat waffles!"
Ethan Tremblay: "Then don't take me to a waffle house!"