Thanks for the free money, Bitch.

Jay

Merovingian: Oh my god Persephone, how could you do this? You betrayed me.
[Stream of French]
Persephone: Cause and Effect, my love.
Merovingian: Cause? There is no cause for this. What cause?
Persephone: What cause? How about the lipstick you're still wearing?
Merovingian: Lipstick? Lipstick? Heh, what craziness are you talking about woman? There is no lipstick.
[checks his face]
Persephone: She wasn't kissing your face, my love.

I'm like the dumb girl that doesn't get it. I've never been the dumb girl before. It ain't so great.

Erica Barry

What do you mean, better in bed? Either you do it or you don't.

Linda Barrett

Our world will never truly be safe till all of them are gone.

Harold Attinger

Officer Michaels: [out of breath] He's a freak...
[panting]
Officer Michaels: He's the fastest kid alive...

Someone wants me. Someone roaming the streets, wants ME... Will you turn the corner?

Curt Henderson

Henry Sherman: How much is he paying you?
Pagoda: I don't know what you're talking about.

Would you like to repeat this hour for eternity?

Room 1408

Jacob: Hey Nick, rip off any pop stars lately?
Nick: Today I recorded an original piece... Okay, it was that Lisa Loeb song.

Hi, everyone. I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!

Olaf

I'm just a stupid kid.

Charlie Bartlett

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