Henri Ducard: And do you still feel responsible for your parents' death?
Bruce Wayne: My anger outweighs my guilt.

And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?


And I challenge the "Motor City Cobra", Thomas "Hit Man" Hearns to fight me for the Welterweight Championship of the whole world!

Danger Barch

And I solemnly promise to never have sexual relations with a Treblemaker, or may my vocal cords be ripped out by wolves.


And I will lead them on a merry chase.


Doc: And in the future, we don't need horses. We have motorized carriages called automobiles.
Saloon Old Timer #3: If everybody's got one of these auto-whatsits, does anybody walk or run anymore?
Doc: Of course we run. But for recreation. For fun.
Saloon Old Timer #3: Run for fun? What the hell kind of fun is that?

Flint: And leaving the door open is the worst mistake that any employee could make, because...
Bile: Uh... it could let in a draft?
Henry J. Waternoose: It could let in a child.

Stoick: When we crack this mountain open, all hell is going to break loose.
Gobber: And my undies. Good thing I brought extras.

And now, young Skywalker... you will die.

The Emperor

...And that was the second time I got crabs.


And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.


...and the sea cucumber turns to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"


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