[to Terry] Is that you in that beautiful car? Geez, what a waste of machinery!Teenager in car
Ulysses Everett McGill: It ain't the law!
Sheriff Cooley: The law? The law is a human institution.
Ernie McCracken: It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst.
Roy: Hey. Do you mind? I wasn't talking when you were bowling.
Ernie McCracken: Was I talking out loud? Was I? Sorry. Good luck.
Matthew: It's not funny.
Danielle: It's a little funny.
Barbossa: It's not possible!
Jack Sparrow: Not probable.
[voiceover] It's said that the West was built on legends. Tall tales that help us make sense of things too great or too terrifying to believe. This is the legend of the Ghost RiderCaretaker
Kids these days. They just don't get scared like they used to.Henry J. Waternoose
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.Ilsa
[to Deborah] Lately, your low self-esteem is just good common sense.Evelyn Norwich
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.Frank Drebin
David: Look at us. I'm frozen and you're dead, and I love you.
SofÃa: It's a problem.
David: I lost you when I got in that car. I'm sorry.
Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.Melanie Carmichael