Janey: You never noticed my glasses and my ponytail.
Jake: And don't forget the paint-covered overalls.
Janey: Right... you never noticed those either.

Aragorn: I swore to protect you.
Frodo: Can you protect me from yourself?

Chon Wang: We are wasting time.
Roy: What do you think I've been doing? Sittin' here and drinking expensive hooch?
[to Charlie]
Roy: Boy, refill.

Your greatest test... is yet to come!

Stanley Baldwin

From here you can get an excellent view of my foot.

Pai Mei

Religion is darkness.

Santosh Patel

God is a lot like Blanche Du Bois.

Rabbi Jake Schram

Dave: I wanted to turn it into a hit.
Greta: Why?

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Don't believe everything you hear on the radio.

Charles Foster Kane

Miss Finncannon. It's a pleasure to meet you. I hope you and Ugly here find every happiness together.

Tristan

The Penguin: Check it out. We're going to disassemble the Batmobile - turn it into an H-bomb on wheels.
Catwoman: No, he'd have even more power as a martyr. To destroy Batman, we have to turn him into what he hates the most. Namely us.

Zeus: Ain't no riddle gonna solve this motherfucker?
Simon: No riddle, no code, no fancy little countdown.

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