You're not the boss of me, Jack. You're not the king of Dirk. I'm the boss of me. I'm the king of me. I'm Dirk Diggler. I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.


You're not, you're not good, Al. You stink.

Ty Webb

You're pretentious, this club sucks, I have beef. Let's fight.

Scott Pilgrim

Youth is not a guarantee of innovation.

James Bond

A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.

Private Joker

Theoden: A great host, you say?
Aragorn: All Isengard is emptied.
Theoden: How many?
Aragorn: Ten thousand strong at least.
Theoden: [astonished] Ten thousand?
Aragorn: It is an army bred for a single purpose, to destroy the world of men. They will be here by nightfall.
Theoden: Let them come.

A maid found herself locked in the bathroom. She was only trapped for a few moments, but when she came out she was blind. She gouged her own eyes out with a pair of scissors.

Gerald Olin

A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?


A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.

Alvy Singer

Ah. Fortune smiles. Another day of wine and roses. Or, in your case, beer and pizza!


Ain't nobody likes the Middle East, buddy. There's nothing here to like.

Ed Hoffman

All of you! Listen to me! You must listen! Have you forgotten what happened to Dale? Have you forgotten those who died in the firestorm? And for what purpose? The blind ambition of a Mountain King, so riveted by greed he cannot see beyond his own desire!

Bard the Bowman

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