I know that I have a .013% chance of being hit by a car on my way home. Or a one in 46,000 chance of falling through a subway grate. So I try to manage that risk by avoiding danger and having a plan and knowing what my next move is. And I guess you don't exactly live your life that way. Yeah... which is great, but I'm not gonna ever be a dirty dancer, and I don't eat food with my hands, and I really like you, but I just don't think this is gonna work out.

Reuben Feffer

Bart: I better go check out this Mongo character.
[Bart reaches for his gun]
Jim: Oh no, don't do that.
Bart: Why not?
Jim: If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.

I told you not to go there! I told you not to go there!

Lou

I'm not proud of this.

Olive Penderghast

It's time for me to go. But I would rather stay.

Abraham Lincoln

I know what I want, because I have it in my hands right now. You.

Gerry Kennedy

[Listing superheroes he has met] Let me see, who else have I met? There's The Pincer, The Pickler, Princess Headbutt, um... White Flight And The Black Menace - they work together.

Invisible Boy

The police are here. I am with them. I am a police officer. I just want to talk with you. We know all about the hoax. We already took some of your friends downtown in a paddy wagon. Just tell us your name and why you did it, and we'll give you the same deal we gave the others. Don't throw your life away, son.

Graham Hess

LAPD, shitbird. Get the fuck outta here or I'll call your wife to come get you!

Bud White

You don't yell at a sleepwalker. He may fall and break his neck.

Joe Gillis (as narrator)

Denny: You know you don't have to do this.
Doug Carlin: What if I already have?

Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?

Claudia Wilson Gator

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