Engineer: Is this a holdup?
Doc: It's a science experiment!
Narrator: [reading] I am Jack's colon.
Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.
[referring to woman in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.Borat
[regarding Mystique] Such a shame. She was so beautiful.Magneto
The fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.
Toast: What do you suppose he's gonna do?
Imperator Furiosa: Retaliate first.
Ron Burgundy: [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Look, the most glorious rainbow ever.
Veronica Corningstone: Oh. Do me on it.
Captain Dickson: We Jump Street, and we 'bout to jump in yo ass.
Schmidt: Right in the crack.
Right now I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself.Dak
Ron, just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon!Hermione Granger
Run like smoke and oakum!Capt. Jack Aubrey
[Homer is whipping the dogs pulling his sled]
Homer Simpson: Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
[the dogs jump over a cliff]
Homer Simpson: Jump! Jump!
[the dogs land on the other side]
Homer Simpson: Land! Land!
[the dogs take a breather]
Homer Simpson: Rest! Rest!
[the dogs pull the sled again]
Homer Simpson: Run! Run!
[Homer sets up camp and begins removing the dog muzzles]
Homer Simpson: Okay, I know we've had a rough day, but I'm sure we can put that all behind us and...
[the dogs start attacking Homer, causing him to scream in pain]
Homer Simpson: AGH! Not my whipping arm!
[the dogs leave Homer stranded]
Homer Simpson: Why does everything I whip leave me?