Doc: Reach!
Engineer: Is this a holdup?
Doc: It's a science experiment!

Narrator: [reading] I am Jack's colon.
Tyler Durden: I get cancer, I kill Jack.

[referring to woman in feminism group] I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.


[regarding Mystique] Such a shame. She was so beautiful.


Remember, Remember
The fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.


Toast: What do you suppose he's gonna do?
Imperator Furiosa: Retaliate first.

Ron Burgundy: [riding unicorns through cartoon Pleasure Town] Look, the most glorious rainbow ever.
Veronica Corningstone: Oh. Do me on it.

Captain Dickson: We Jump Street, and we 'bout to jump in yo ass.
Jenko: Mmmm-hmmm.
Schmidt: Right in the crack.

Right now I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself.


Ron, just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon!

Hermione Granger

Run like smoke and oakum!

Capt. Jack Aubrey

[Homer is whipping the dogs pulling his sled]
Homer Simpson: Run! Run! Run! Run! Run! Run!
[the dogs jump over a cliff]
Homer Simpson: Jump! Jump!
[the dogs land on the other side]
Homer Simpson: Land! Land!
[the dogs take a breather]
Homer Simpson: Rest! Rest!
[the dogs pull the sled again]
Homer Simpson: Run! Run!
[Homer sets up camp and begins removing the dog muzzles]
Homer Simpson: Okay, I know we've had a rough day, but I'm sure we can put that all behind us and...
[the dogs start attacking Homer, causing him to scream in pain]
Homer Simpson: AGH! Not my whipping arm!
[the dogs leave Homer stranded]
Homer Simpson: Why does everything I whip leave me?

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