[after the Simpsons' house collapses into the sink hole] They're China's problem now.

Chief Wiggum

Trent: They're gonna give daddy the Rainman suite, you dig that?
Mike: Do you think we'll get there by midnight?
Trent: Baby, we're going to be up five hundy by midnight!
Mike: Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh!
Trent: Vegas baby! Vegas!
Mike: Vegas!

Harry Potter: This connection between me and Voldemort, what if the reason for it is that I’m becoming more like him. I just feel so angry, all the time. And what if after everything I’ve been through, something’s gone wrong inside me. What if I’m becoming bad.
Sirius Black: I want you to listen to me very carefully Harry. You’re not a bad person. You’re a very good person, who bad things have happened to. You understand?
[Harry nods his head]
Sirius Black: Besides, the world isn't split into good people and death eaters. We have all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the power we chose to act on. That’s who we really are.

This girl is cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

Troy Dyer

This hotel reminds me of a place you'd want to go to get a good ol' fashioned raping or a down-home murder!

Deputy Trudy Wiegel

This is glue. Strong stuff.


This is my doberman candy.


[Upon entering Notre Dame Stadium] This is the most beautiful sight these eyes have ever seen!


This is what defeat looks like, bro. Your jihad is over.


This list... is an absolute good. The list is life. All around its margins lies the gulf.

Itzhak Stern

This old maid, she had a parrot that cursed a blue streak and knew more vulgar expressions than Mr. Kowalski.

Blanche DuBois

This whisky is amazing, you will shit.

Big Goon

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