Aureilo: Where did you get that car?
Iosef Tarasov: What does it matter?

Lynn Sear: Cole, you're scaring me.
Cole Sear: They scare me too sometimes.
Lynn Sear: They?
Cole Sear: Dead people.

Mikey, DJ interviewer: Well. Thanks for that, Bill.
Billy Mack: For what?
Mikey, DJ interviewer: Well, for actually giving a real answer to a question. Doesn't often happen here on "Radio Watford" I can tell you.
Billy Mack: Ask me anything you like, I'll tell you the truth.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: Uh... best shag you've ever had?
Billy Mack: Britney Spears.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: Wow!
Billy Mack: No, only kidding. She was rubbish.

Paulie Bleeker is about as good as it gets when it comes to boyfriends.

Juno MacGuff

I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya, right? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go fuck yourself.

Ellerby

Optimus Prime: You have no soul!
Galvatron: That is because I have nothing to fear!

Rachel Phelps: I think he'll fit right in with our team concept.
Charlie Donovan: That reminds me, I was going to ask you. What exactly is our team concept?

Catwoman: I thought you were just going to scare the Ice Princess.
The Penguin: She looked pretty scared to me!

That shit is purer than a preacher daughter's pussy, right there.

Ron Woodroof

They're all here, aren't they? All the ghosts... All the ghosts are assembling for the party!

Julia

Michael... I love you. I've loved you for nine years, I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it, and... well, now I'm just scared. So, I realize this comes at a very inopportune time but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me. Marry me. Let me make you happy. Oh, that sounds like three favors, doesn't it?

Julianne Potter

This is not consistent with any demonic possession that I've ever seen.

Father David

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