Howard Hughes: You're the tallest woman I have ever met.
Katharine Hepburn: And all sharp elbows and knees. Beware.
Champ Kind: I believe in two things: Chicken, and that the census is a way for the UN to make your children gay.
[smarmy] Hey, Metro City!Metro Man
Indy, I love you. [burns him with a torch] Wake up, Indy! You're my best friend! Wake up, Indy!Short Round
Sergeant, make sure he doesn't get away.James Bond
Pamela Landy: If there's something you're not telling me I want it now before I send that girl out there, do you understand?
Ward Abbott: You talk about this stuff like you read it in a book.
Marcus Burnett: You made me think you were gonna shoot me for a minute.
Mike Lowrey: I was.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Awfully big moustache.
Jerry, don't let me leave you this way.Lise Bouvier
Irene Walsh: Pants and shirts go in the... oh, forget about it. Just throw everything into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you really translate all that?
Mouth: For sure, Mrs. Walsh.
Mouth: [in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.
How do you look at the one you love and tell yourself it is time to walk away.Leo