You think you're God Almighty, but you know what you are? You're a cheap, lousy, dirty, stinkin' mug! And I'm glad what I done to you, ya hear that? I'm glad what I done!


You took your boots off? You put your feet on the table? You shit-kicking, stinky, horse manure smellin' motherfucker you. You fuck me up over there, I'll stick you in a hole in the fuckin' desert.

Nicky Santoro

You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you'll win, no matter what the outcome.

Hunter Patch Adams

You truly are incorruptible aren't you? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness, and I won't kill you, because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever.

The Joker

You two are the most (expletive) up people I've ever met and I deal with fucked up people for a living.

Tanner Bolt

You were stupid enough to get yourself into this mess! And we're the only ones crazy enough to get you out of it!

Lee Christmas

[to Remy] You were the one getting fancy with the spices!


You will have long blonde hair, big green eyes, world class breasts, ass that won't quit and legs that go all the way up.

Valentine McKee

Severus Snape: You won't last two seconds if he invades your mind.
Harry Potter: I'm not weak!
Severus Snape: Then prove it!

You'd better get it up, or I'm gonna have to kill you!


You'll see, I'll show you, that when the chips are down, these uh... civilized people, they'll eat each other.

The Joker

Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud.


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