Frodo: [after destroying the Ring] I can see the Shire. The Brandywine River. Bag End. The Lights in the Party Tree.
Sam: Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I were to marry someone, it would have been her. It would have been her.
Frodo: [leans over and hugs him] I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.
After fighting, everything else in your life got the volume turned down.Narrator
[after jumping into the grizzly bear pit at the San Diego Zoo] I immediately regret this decision.Ron Burgundy
[after noticing Monica at the dance] Damn, girl, I didn't know Nike made dresses.Shawnee
Thorny: [after pulling car over] Do you know how fast you were going back there?
College Kid 1: Umm... 65?
College Kid 1: But... isn't the speed limit 65?
Thorny: Yeah. It is.
College Kid 2: [stoned] I'm freakin' out, man!
Agent Romanov is comfortable with everything.Nick Fury
Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot.Foster
Ah! My ass is on fire! My ass is on fire! Spank my ass. Spank my ass!Jonathan Carnahan
Larry: Ah yes, he was our fourth president, right?
Erica Barry: Ahh!
Harry: [Seeing Erica] Oh!! Oh.
Erica Barry: No! STOP!
Harry: OH! OOH!
Erica Barry: [hides behind door] AAHH! STOP!
Harry: [covers his eyes] Oh, I'm sorry! Oh, God... am I sorry.
Erica Barry: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Harry: I'm sorry! I didn't see anything... Just your tits.
Ahh, Venice.Indiana Jones
Al Waterman, have a sponge.Al