Vianne Rocher: Things could be different for you Josephine. Serge doesn't rule the world.
Josephine: He might as well.
Vianne Rocher: Is that what you believe?
Josephine: I know it.
Vianne Rocher: Oh. Well, then it must be true. My mistake.

I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan!

Annie Wilkes

My client says there are two more bodies... two more victims, hidden away. He will take Detectives Mills and Somerset to these bodies, but only Detectives Mills and Somerset. Only at six o'clock today.

Mark Swarr

Burnett: We'd like to rent you boat. We need to get up river.
John J. Rambo: Where?
Burnett: Burma.
John J. Rambo: Burma's a war zone. Its suicide.
Burnett: More like genocide.

Marianne: Did you see him? He expressed himself well, did he not?
Mrs. Dashwood: With great decorum and honour.
Marianne: And spirit and wit and feeling!
Elinor: And economy, 10 words at most.

I hate to be predictable, but I don't give a shit! We learned that routine fair and square. We logged the man-hours. Don't punish the squad for Big Red's mistake. This isn't about cheating. This is about winning. Everyone in favor of winning?

Courtney

I'm sorry, I'm just a little pregnant here.

Marcee Tidwell

When something happens to you that hasn't happened before, don't you at least have to find out what it is?

Julian Mercer

I don't know how to be no crib on MTV, God only knows, got my mini-me and the GP see how it goes. Evil's all that I see, you ask me my name? D to the rizzo, E to the vizzo, I to the lizzo. I'm a crazy motherfucker, y'all knew that. Austin caught me in the first act, it's all backwards, what's up with that? So I'll make a prophecy from the dogs to the mini-me. Gimme and Escalade, two way, bling-bling on eBay. DOMINO, motherfucker!

Dr. Evil

I feel like Danny Glover before he got too old for this shit.

Justin

Augustus Waters: What's your story?
Hazel Grace Lancaster: I was diagnosed when I was 13...
Augustus Waters: No no no, Your real story.
Hazel Grace Lancaster: I am quite unextraordinary.
Augustus Waters: I reject that.

[using profanity for the first time] Oh, shit.

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