You want an opinion? With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there.

Maury Ballstein

Cher: Would you call me selfish?
Dionne: No, not to your face.

[to his daughter Lucilla] If only you had been born a man, what a Caesar you would have made.

Marcus Aurelius

O.K., we'll stop, get pancakes and then we'll get laid, alright?

Carl Showalter

Samuel: I'll bring you back the kaiser's helmet.
Colonel Ludlow: Bring yourself back. That'd please me more.

Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. Country AND western!

Jim Lovell: Uh, Houston, we are ready for the beginning of PTC, and I think once we're in that barbecue roll, Jack and I will eat.
Fred Haise, Sr.: Hey, I'm hungry.
Jim Lovell: Are you sure?
Fred Haise, Sr.: I could eat the ass out of a dead rhinoceros.

Mother in Store: [apologizing for her daughter hitting Dave on the head with a box while shopping in a grocery store] Oh, sorry about that. Sorry.
David Seville: Kids, huh?
Mother in Store: Yeah, they keep you on your toes. You have any?
David Seville: Three boys.
Mother in Store: Some days are better than others.
David Seville: ...and then some days you just want to close them in a box, and leave the box in the park, and run away you know?
Mother in Store: [rushes off with her cart]

Larry: [when Everette wakes up wearing a dress] Everette, that's another reason you shouldn't drink tequilla.
Everette: [sees the dress] Damn, this always happens when I eat the worm.

[to Louis] Do you not read Latin?

Cotton Marcus

Greg: What's your name?
Lucy McClane: Lucy McClane.
Greg: I thought your name was Lucy Gennero.
Lucy McClane: Today it's Lucy McClane.

Susan Storm: Johnny, you were at 4,000 Kelvin. Any hotter, and you're approaching supernova.
Johnny Storm: Sweet!
Susan Storm: No, not sweet. That's the temperature of the sun.
Reed Richards: Not only could you kill yourself but you could set fire to the Earth's atmosphere and destroy all human life as we know it.
Johnny Storm: Got it. Supernova - bad.

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