Lone Starr: I still don't understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring.
Yogurt: Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!

I should've never gotten on that plane. I should've never gotten out of the car.

Chuck Noland

Rex Brooks: [from control room] Alright, Angie, after this I need a 50-second fill about the conference.
Angie Jones: This isn't the only story here, Rex. The protesters...
Rex Brooks: Which I don't give a shit about, and unless they set themselves on fire, they're not our story.

Marius: [about Cosette] Eponine, find her for me!
Éponine: What will you give me?
Marius: Anything!
Éponine: Got you all excited now, but God knows what you see in her! Aren't you all delighted now?
Éponine: No, I don't want your money, sir.

In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us.

Jay

No, no. No, see, this is a really shit idea. You know why? Because it's really obviously a shit idea.

Jim

If it weren't for people who took risks, where would we be in this world?

Jacob Moore

You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

Jim

You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.

Paul Smecker

Darth Sideous: And Queen Amidala, has she signed the treaty?
Nute Gunray: She has... disappeared, my lord. One Naboo cruiser got past the blockade.
Darth Sideous: I want that treaty signed!
Nute Gunray: M-my lord, it... it's impossible to locate the ship. It's out of our range.
Darth Sideous: Not for a Sith. This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost ship.
[disappears]
Nute Gunray: This is getting out of hand! Now, there are *two* of them!

[to Sam] Stupid, fat hobbit.

Gollum

I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's REALLY hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, a bad man.

Trent

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