Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.

Proximo

Maybe now you'll never slime a guy with a positron collider, huh?

Dr. Peter Venkman

Isabel Bigelow: Oh, we're going to kiss aren't we?
Jack Wyatt: I thought so. But, thanks for ruining the moment Miss Narrator.

Cobb: I'm just doing what you taught me.
Professor: I never taught you to be a thief.

Missy: Spirits, can you hear me?
Ted: Yeah and we can totally see down...
Bill: Ted! That's your mom, dude!

David Mills: Why us?
Mark Swarr: He says he admires you.

Belief, Dr. Jones, is a gift you have yet to receive. My sympathies.

Agent Irina Spalko

Leonard, I believe I may have a first sentence.

Virginia Woolf

If you love me enough to sell your tickets, I love you enough not to let you.

Lindsey Meeks

Nigel Tufnel: You like this?
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice. It looks like hollow wood.
Nigel Tufnel: This is my exact inner structure, done in a tee shirt. Exactly medically accurate. See?
Marty DiBergi: So in other words if we were to take all your flesh and blood...
Nigel Tufnel: Take them off. This is what you'd see.
Marty DiBergi: It wouldn't be green though.
[Nigel points at Marty]
Nigel Tufnel: It is green. You see how your blood looks blue.
Marty DiBergi: Yeah, well that's just the vein. That's the color of the vein. The blood is actually red.
Nigel Tufnel: Oh then, maybe it's not green. Anyway this is what I sleep in sometimes.

Listen to your friend Billy Zane, he's a cool dude!

Hansel

Write a bill, Britney.

Timothy McGinn

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