Charlie Wilson: You mean to tell me that the U.S. strategy in Afghanistan is to have the Afghans keep walking into machine gun fire 'til the Russians run out of bullets?
Gust Avrakotos: That's Harold Holt's strategy, not U.S. strategy.
Charlie Wilson: What is U.S. strategy?
Gust Avrakotos: Most strictly speaking, we don't have one. But we're working on it.
Charlie Wilson: Who's 'we'?
Gust Avrakotos: Me and three other guys.

Princess Leia: Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder.
Han Solo: Who's scruffy-looking?

Julian Mercer: Look who's answering the door!
Harry Sanborn: Look who's at the door!

Chaffee Bicknell: Our surrogacy fee is $100,000.
Angie Ostrowiski: It costs more to have someone born than to have someone killed!
Chaffee Bicknell: It takes longer.

Let's "Encyclopedia Brown" this shit.

Mike Enslin

I'm gonna kill him! I'm gonna finish him like a cheesecake!

Fat Amy

She locked away a secret, deep inside herself, something she once knew to be true... but chose to forget.

Cobb

Can't you just say "hello" like a normal person?

Zukovsky

[last lines]
Nora: You know what this means, right?
Tyler Gage: No, what's it mean?
Nora: You're gonna have to get some tights.
Tyler Gage: Done.
[He kisses her]

[realizing how round his frame is] Whoa, I gotta lay off da nuts!

Pip in Andalasia

Mace Windu: There is no doubt that the attacker was a Sith.
Yoda: Always two. there are. No more, no less. A master... and an apprentice.
Mace Windu: But which was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?

You've taught us so much more than I can ever have imagined.

Deon

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