Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore.

Napoleon Dynamite

Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.

Stanley Goodspeed

We're here to preserve democracy, not practice it.

Capt. Ramsey

Bethany: Were they sent to Hell?
Metatron: Worse. Wisconsin. For the entire span of human history.

We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.

Nigel Tufnel

Sharpay Evans: [after falling in the pool and in an angry voice] What are you doing here?
Gabriella Montez: I'm your new lifeguard.

What, do you think you're better than me, 'cause you got both your nuts?

Chuck

What happens on the mile stays on the mile. Always has.

Paul Edgecomb

Anakin Skywalker: What was that all about?
Obi-Wan: Well, R2 has been...
Anakin Skywalker: No loose wire jokes.
Obi-Wan: Did I say anything?
Anakin Skywalker: He's trying.
Obi-Wan: I didn't say anything.

Richard Vernon: What was that ruckus?
Andrew Clark: Uh, what ruckus?
Richard Vernon: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus.
Brian Johnson: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

What we require now is a feat of linguistic legerdemain and a degree of intrepidity.

Captain Spock

Ishmael: Whatcha doin', Mr. Munson?
Roy: Flossin'.
Ishmael: Flossin? Where the hell did I get "Munson"?
Roy: The name's Munson, what I'm doin' is flossin'.

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