Chip Heron: Hey, how was school?
Cady: Fine.
Betsy Heron: Were people nice?
Cady: No.
Chip Heron: Did you make any friends?
Cady: Yes.

Indiana Jones: How did you know she was a Nazi?
Professor Henry Jones: She talks in her sleep.

I always tell the girls, never take it seriously, if ya never take it seriosuly, ya never get hurt, ya never get hurt, ya always have fun, and if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

Penny Lane

I believe virtually everything I read, and I think that is what makes me more of a selective human than someone who doesn't believe anything.

David St. Hubbins

I can't feel my face... I mean, I can touch it, but I can't feel it inside...

Mr. T

I don't dodge guilt... and I don't Jew out of paying my comeuppance.


I find you very attractive. Your aggressive moves toward me indicate that you feel the same way. But still, ritual requires that we go through a number of platonic activities before we ... have sex. I'm simply proceeding with those activities. But in point of actual fact, all I really want to do is have intercourse with you as soon as possible. You're gonna slap me now.


Jerry: I love you!
Audrey: Thank you
Jerry: Well, that's wasn't exactly the answer I was hoping for...
Audrey: Thank you very much?

I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

Ricky Bobby

I want you to sing with rapture and dance like a dervish.

William Parrish

I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!


Vivian: I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.

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