Ooops, no bullets. What do you think, I'm fucking stupid, Hans?

John McClane

There's not enough beer in the world, Spleen, I'm sorry.

The Bowler

Win or lose, this war ends tonight!

John Connor

Mike: Get out of here. You're ruining everything.
Sulley: I went back to get your paperwork and there was a door.
Mike: What? A door?
Sulley: Randall was in it.
Mike: Wait a minute, Randall? That cheater! He's trying to boost his numbers.
Sulley: There's something else.
Mike: What?
Sulley: Ook-lay in the ag-bay.
Mike: What?
Sulley: Look in the bag.
Mike: What bag?

[to Eli] That was one goddamn helluva show.

Plainview

The suit is the modern gentleman's armour.

Harry Hart

[to his parol officer] I broke down, I went and smoked with the kid that lives across the street from me.

Ned

Aunt Betty: Now Kate, we only want what's fair and what's fair is if Woody lends us back some money.
Kate Grant: You can all go fuck yourselves!

Colonel Nicholson: Now, there's another important decision that can't be postponed. As most of the British soldiers will be working on the bridge, only a small number will be available for railway work. So, I must ask you, Colonel Saito, to lend us some of your own men to reinforce the railway gang, so that the final stretch of track can be completed as quickly as possible.
Colonel Saito: I have already given the order.
Colonel Nicholson: We must fix the daily work quota for your men. At first I thought of setting it at a yard and a half, so as not to overtire them, but don't you think it would be best if we make it the same as the British soldiers? That would also create a healthy competitive spirit.
Colonel Saito: I have already given the order.

Life is one fuckin' beauty contest after another.

Dwayne

Lee: Just try to blend in.
James Carter: What do you mean, "blend in"? I'm two feet taller than everybody in here!

Isabella: I need your help.
Lee: Last time you needed my help, I woke up in a truck.

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