Ignore her. She's drunk. At least I hope she is. Otherwise I'm in real trouble.

Angus the Groom

What's the craziest thing you've done lately?


Make 'em laugh!

Cosmo Brown


Agent Gibbs

My great-great-grandmother's portrait hung in the University up until the Revolution. By then, the truth of their romance had been reduced to a simple fairy tale. And while Cinderella and her Prince *did* live happily ever after, the point, gentlemen, is that they *lived*.

Grand Dame

Connie, do you know why that little boy did those things? Because he likes you.


The Force is strong with this one.

Darth Vader

Stella Bridger: What did you do to your hand?
Charlie Croker: I punched Steve.
Stella Bridger: Well, why do you get to punch him and I don't?
Charlie Croker: Because those hands are way too valuable.

No milk will ever be our milk.

Veronica Vaughn

It may not be my way, but damn if there doesn't go one happy family. All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll... Fuckbeans. That was them, wasn't it?


Someone wants me. Someone roaming the streets, wants ME... Will you turn the corner?

Curt Henderson

I wish I were big.

Young Josh

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