You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.

Jim

You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing.

Paul Smecker

Darth Sideous: And Queen Amidala, has she signed the treaty?
Nute Gunray: She has... disappeared, my lord. One Naboo cruiser got past the blockade.
Darth Sideous: I want that treaty signed!
Nute Gunray: M-my lord, it... it's impossible to locate the ship. It's out of our range.
Darth Sideous: Not for a Sith. This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost ship.
[disappears]
Nute Gunray: This is getting out of hand! Now, there are *two* of them!

[to Sam] Stupid, fat hobbit.

Gollum

I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's REALLY hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey. You're a bad man, a bad man.

Trent

Anastasia Steele: Why are you trying to change me?
Christian Grey: I'm not. It's you that's changing me.

Good morning. I am Meredith Vickers, and it is my job to make sure you do yours.

Meredith Vickers

Corporal: He hacked into our system.
Skipper: Debbie!
Kowalski: Dave.
Skipper: Dave!
Eva: Where's the sound?
Kowalski: Dave, your microphone, it's not working.
Classified: Click on the button with the picture of the microphone.
Short Fuse: Every time a villain calls in, this happens.
Dave: Hello?
Dave: Hello?
Kowalski: But, now we can hear you.
Short Fuse: So annoying!
Kowalski: But we cannot see.
Short Fuse: Every time!
Classified: It's like talking to my parents.

Is it like a thousand degrees here or is it just me? It's me.

Carter Duryea

[in awe] Great Gatsby!

Amelia Earhart

I wish I'd just gotten a Teddy Ruxpin!

John

Luke: We must go! I have to save you.
Anakin: You already have.

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