Now I swear the next one of you primates even touches me...

Ash

Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye.

Stavi

DJ Ruby Rhod: What was that honey? It was BAD! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary. It must be green.
Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second?
[Throws Ruby up against a wall]
Korben Dallas: I didn't come here to play Pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
DJ Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.

Do not become addicted to water, it will take hold of you and you will resent its absence.

Immortan Joe

Qui-Gon's defiance I sense in you. Need that, you do not!

Yoda

Carla Jean Moss: Sheriff, was that a true story about Charlie Walser?
Ed Tom Bell: Who's Charlie Walser. Oh! Well, I, a true story? I couldn't swear to every detail but it's certainly true that it is a story.

If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."

Ben Stone

Needy Lesnicky: I will finish you if I have to.
Jennifer Check: Ok, you can barely finish gym class.

Some people find it ironical that although we run a travel agency, we've never been outside of Blaine.

Ron Albertson

Girls don't pay - guys pay!

Debbie Dunham

[at press conference] I saw Bigfoot once! It made a sound that I don't care to hear twice in my life.

Farmer

Big Black Guy: You beatin' 10 cops. How come I don't see no bruises on you?
Billy Ray Valentine: 'Cause I'm a karate man, see! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking motherfucker!

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