Crash Davis: You just got lesson number one: don't think; it can only hurt the ball club.

Dude, on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not so extreme and 10 being extremely extreme, I give this a 9.5!

Extreme Sports Punk #1

From that fateful day when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man.", our greatest dread has always been the knowledge of our mortality. But tonight, we shall hurl the gauntlet of science into the frightful face of death itself. Tonight, we shall ascend into the heavens. We shall mock the earthquake. We shall command the thunders, and penetrate into the very womb of impervious nature herself.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein

Funny, you like samurai swords... I like baseball.

Hattori Hanzo

Give Mr. Steve a Stavi goodbye.


Glass or plastic, glass or plastic?

Stanley Goodspeed

Go get 'em, tiger.

Mary Jane Watson

God must be a painter. Why else would we have so many colors?


God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!


Good morning, eager young minds.


Gopher, Everett?

Delmar O'Donnell

David St. Hubbins: He died in a bizarre gardening accident...
Nigel Tufnel: Authorities said... best leave it... unsolved.

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