Kelly Robinson: He's a bad guy, right?
Alexander Scott: I don't know. People are flip-flopping so much I lost track.

People say Intelligent Design, we must teach Intelligent Design. Look at the human body, is that intelligent? You have a waste processing plant next to a recreation area.

Tom Dobbs

We are *so* lucky. We are *so* lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs.

Meg Swan

Zack Mazursky: Marco
Julie Beckley: Polo
Zack Mazursky: Marco
Julie Beckley: [breathily] Polo
[they kiss]

I like to think that if you put your trust out there, I mean if you really give people the benefit of the doubt and see their best intentions, people will rise to the occasion.

Ned

You never know, lightning could strike.

William Parrish

Nice ass won't get you through your whole life. Once you turn thirty you better have a personality.

Raji

Nieman, you earned the part. Alternates, will you clean the blood off my drum set?

Terence Fletcher

Don Lockwood: Cosmo, call me a cab.
Cosmo Brown: OK, you're a cab.

Don't stop loving me. I can see it draining out of you. It's me, remember? It was a stupid thing to do and it meant nothing. If you love me enough, you'll forgive me.

Anna

Who is this person that speaks to me as though I needed his advice?

Longshanks

We give you a Jewish girl at five marks a day, Oskar. You should kiss us, not them. God forbid you ever get a real taste for Jewish skirt, there's no future in it. They don't have a future. That's not just good old fashioned Jew hating talk. It's policy now.

Julian Scherner

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