Pamela Landy: If there's something you're not telling me I want it now before I send that girl out there, do you understand?
Ward Abbott: You talk about this stuff like you read it in a book.
Marcus Burnett: You made me think you were gonna shoot me for a minute.
Mike Lowrey: I was.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?
Jane Spencer: He's Caucasian.
Ed Hocken: Caucasian?
Jane Spencer: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.
Lt. Frank Drebin: Awfully big moustache.
Reed Richards: [seeing the Silver Surfer in the distance] Johnny.
Johnny Storm: I just bought this tux.
Jerry, don't let me leave you this way.Lise Bouvier
Irene Walsh: Pants and shirts go in the... oh, forget about it. Just throw everything into cardboard boxes. Clark, can you really translate all that?
Mouth: For sure, Mrs. Walsh.
Mouth: [in Spanish] The marijuana goes in the top drawer. The cocaine and speed go in the second drawer. And the heroin goes in the bottom drawer. Always separate the drugs.
How do you look at the one you love and tell yourself it is time to walk away.Leo
Nova Prime Rael: The fate of 12 billion people is in your hands.
Peter Quill: Hold on a second, you're being serious right now?
This happens. This is something that happens.Stanley Spector
Women are about as good at a cappella as they are at being doctors.John
Holla, City of Squalor!Mr. Chow
But even an ordinary secretary or a housewife or a teenager can, within their own small ways, turn on a small light in a dark room.Miep Gies