Detective Greenly: These guys are miles away by now, but if you want to beat your head against a wall, then here's what you're looking for: they're scared, like two little bunny rabbits. Anything in a uniform or flashing blue lights is gonna spook 'em, OK? So the only thing we can do is put a potato on a string and drag it through South Boston, "Thanks for coming out!"
[Murphy and Connor walk into the station and Smecker sees them]
Murphy: You'd probably have better luck with a beer.
Connor: Aye, you would.
Detective Greenly: Fuck.
Paul Smecker: Hey, Greenly. Onion bagel, cream cheese.

This guy takes out a whole family... wife, kids, everybody... like he's ordering fucking pizza.


Remy: This is me. I think it's apparent that I need to rethink my life a little bit. I can't help myself. I... I like good food, ok? And... good food is... hard for a rat to find!
Django: It wouldn't be so hard to find, if you weren't so picky!
Remy: I don't wanna eat garbage dad!

[to Anthony] You embarrass me. You embarrass yourself.


[to Han] Well, I guess you don't know everything about women yet.

Princess Leia

[to Han] You have your moments. Not many of them, but you do have them.

Princess Leia

[to Linus] Who died and made you Danny?

Turk Malloy

Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today?
Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score.
Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers?
Ty Webb: By height.

[to Claire] Wake up, Claire! Jim's dead! He's dead! They're all dead!

Ethan Hunt

Tiny: Wayne. How you doin'?
Wayne Campbell: Hey, Tiny, who's playing today?
Tiny: Jolly Green Giants and the Shitty Beetles.
Wayne Campbell: Shitty Beetles? Are they any good?
Tiny: They suck.
Wayne Campbell: Then it's not just a clever name.

We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.

The Sphinx

We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig... cow after cow... village after village... army after army...


FREE Movie Newsletter