Louis: You sure this is the right blind voodoo lady who lives in the boat in the tree in the bayou?
Ray: Pretty sure.

That's for calling me crap you fatty!

Felicity Shagwell

You assholes almost broke my pussy finger!

Tony Manero

Augusten. Don't smoke my cigarettes. You have a pack of your own.

Deirdre Burroughs

Mick: Your nose is broken.
Rocky: How does it look?
Mick: Ah, it's an improvement.

Once, I sent him over the Great Wall. He was lost for three days!

Chon Lin

That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong.

Nick Naylor

Big Black Guy: You beatin' 10 cops. How come I don't see no bruises on you?
Billy Ray Valentine: 'Cause I'm a karate man, see! And a karate man bruises on the inside! They don't show their weakness. But you don't know that because you're a big Barry White looking motherfucker!

Fezzik: Inigo?
Inigo Montoya: What?
Fezzik: I hope we win.

Adam: You really think that a girl is going to go for me just 'cause I have cancer?
Kyle: For the millionth time. Yes!

Hey, I found a toaster.

Kit Carruthers

Captain Ramius: Re-verify our range to target... one ping only.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Captain, I... I... I just...
Captain Ramius: Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.
Capt. Vasili Borodin: Aye, Captain.

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