Mike Teavee: Who wants a beard?
Willy Wonka: Well, beatniks for one, folk singers and motorbike riders. Y'know. All those hip, jazzy, super cool, neat, keen, and groovy cats. It's in the fridge, daddy-o! Are you hip to the jive? Can you dig what I'm layin' down? I knew that you could. Slide me some skin, soul brother!

Ann Darrow: Why would you do that?
Jack Driscoll: Why would I write a play for you? Isn't it obvious?
Ann Darrow: Not to me.
Jack Driscoll: It's in the subtext.

Willie Mays Hayes. I hit like Mays, and I run like Hayes.

Willie Mays Hayes

Window or aisle, boys? Yeah, we're in deep shit!


The Priest: Would they ever harm an innocent person for any reason?
[of Rocco, who's holding him at gunpoint]
Paul Smecker: No, they would never do that.
Paul Smecker: Well, the two Irish guys wouldn't, the Italian guy, he might, he's kind of an idiot.

Ya see, me and the Lord have an understanding.


You are a democrat. What's the matter with you? Are you wicked?

Thaddeus Stevens

Megamind's Father: [last words to his son] You are destined for...
[the ship closes and takes off]
Megamind: [narrating] What? Destined for what? I didn't quite catch that last part!

Bagheera: This will take brains, not brawn.
Baloo: You better believe it, and I'm loaded with both.

Greg Focker: You can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

Obi-Wan: You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.

[to Marko] You don't remember me? We spoke on the phone two days ago. I told you I would find you.


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