He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.The Sphinx
Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.Hamm
Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: With a baby?
You know, they really should tell you if they're gonna just let Komodo dragons run loose around the hotel.Reuben Feffer
This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.Tyler Durden
I can voluntarily perform a fanny fart at all times.Nina
Randal Graves: Some guy came into the store refusing to pay late fees. Said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. I tore up his membership.
Dante Hicks: Shocking abuse of authority.
Randal Graves: Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.
Hey, sprechen ze talk?Harry Ellis
It's ok. I just hit my face!Dudley Frank
Nothing is worth nothing.Terry Benedict
People will say we're in love.Hannibal Lecter