Fuck Jeff Goldblum.

Saul

Turn out the light!

Jim Stark

[Bruiser punches Danny]
Danny: Ahh! Jesus, Bruiser, not until later!
Bruiser: Sorry Danny, I forgot.
Danny: It's all right.

If you died right now, I would throw myself under one of my Dad's cement trucks so I could be poured into your tomb.

Tammy Metzler

[to Dr. Price] Well, that's good news - snakes on crack.

Neville Flynn

You're wrong about me. I'm nice like that.

Nick Fury

What is it with all the women in this family, that makes all the men in this family wanna leave?

Garry

[to Kathy, after she jumps out of the cake] Well, if it isn't Ethel Barrymore.

Don Lockwood

Admiral Reigart: You still got your boots, have you, cowboy?
Chris Burnett: Roger. They were tied on.

Two-Face: You're counting on the winged avenger to deliver you from evil, aren't you my friend?
Bank Guard: Are you going to kill me?
Two-Face: Maybe, maybe not. You could say we're of two minds on the subject.

How far would you go to take down a man who stole everything from you?

Joey Cassidy

Indiana Jones: Dad, you're going to have to use the machine gun. Get it ready!
[Henry turns around, gets gun ready]
Indiana Jones: 11 o'clock!
Professor Henry Jones: What happens at 11 o'clock?

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