He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

The Sphinx

Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.


Alison Scott: I'm pregnant.
Ben Stone: With a baby?

You know, they really should tell you if they're gonna just let Komodo dragons run loose around the hotel.

Reuben Feffer


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This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

Tyler Durden

I can voluntarily perform a fanny fart at all times.


Randal Graves: Some guy came into the store refusing to pay late fees. Said the store was closed for two hours yesterday. I tore up his membership.
Dante Hicks: Shocking abuse of authority.
Randal Graves: Hey, I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.

Hey, sprechen ze talk?

Harry Ellis

It's ok. I just hit my face!

Dudley Frank

Nothing is worth nothing.

Terry Benedict

People will say we're in love.

Hannibal Lecter

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