My ex-wife left me for another woman.

Isaac Davis

Metro Man: Check this out...
[plays guitar and sings]
Metro Man: [singing] I got eyes, that can see, right through lead... huh?
[Megamind and Roxanne scream]

Bartender: Dent! Jesus, I thought you was dead!
Harvey Dent: Half...

[after revealing a secret to Sarah] You know, I really shouldn't drink this without a mixer.


Above all

Pi Patel

Pump it out Chief!


Kumar: I forgot my cell phone.
Harold: You wanna run back and get it?
[both turn and look at their front door 20 feet from them]
Kumar: No, we've gone too far.

Production value!


Don't eat the corn dogs.


[from trailer] I'll never get out of Papa's shadow!

George W. Bush

Welcome to the real world.


Koba: Caesar weak!
Caesar: Koba weaker.

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