This is an A and B conversation, so C yourself out of it


You can't help who you love, Derek, you're not supposed to.


Back the fuck up Antonio! My dick!

Barry Badrinath

Mr. Chow: Did you die?
Phil: No, but i was shot.
Mr. Chow: But did you die?

[to the mirror's reflection of his 13-inch penis] I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star.... I am a big, bright, shining star. Yeah, that's right.


Marcus Brody: Indy, Henry, follow me. I know the way. Ha!
[Marcus' horse rides off with him barely hanging on]
Professor Henry Jones: Got lost in his own museum, eh?
Indiana Jones: Uh-huh.
Professor Henry Jones: After you, Junior.
Indiana Jones: Yes, sir. Ha!

You put the weed in the coconut, and light that shit up.


Safe... when I'm with you I feel so safe... like I'm home.

Andrew Largeman

Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?
Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.
Nacho: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on!

Uncle Rico: Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile.
Kip: Are you serious?
Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious.

Because that's what people do. They leap, and hope to God they can fly, because otherwise you just drop like a rock, wondering the whole way down, why in the *hell* did I jump? But here I am, Sarah, falling, and the only one that makes me feel like I can fly... is you.


Connor: Destroy all that which is evil.
Murphy: So that which is good may flourish.

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